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DYODM: Da Flammys
As you might have noticed, I watched a decent amount of new releases in 2025. I also haven’t checked anything out in December, so to cap off the year we’re doing a best of list: Da Flammys! It’s like the Oscars, get it? Please ignore that it sounds way closer to The Grammys, that’s just…
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Da Year Of Da Movie: November
Hold on to yer butts, we’re talkin about da movies! I’m breaking format a bunch in this one. For the first time, we aren’t going in a strict worst-to-best order, and instead we’re going chronologically! What a world we live in. It’ll make sense in a sec, don’t worry. #1 – The Running Man Me…
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DYODM Notes: Lord Of Da Rings
I watched the entire LOTR trilogy over the past few days, and started taking notes shortly into Fellowship. Some of them are chuckle worthy, so I figured I’d post em. Happy Thanksgiving! The Fellowship of the Ring Stoner Gandalf communicating exclusively via grunts is a vibe The close ups on faces is such a fun…
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Da Year Of Da Movie: October
Howdy gamers, welcome back to DYODM! To be transparent, October was a bizarre month for me. I saw three new releases in theaters but can barely remember most of them, so sorry in advance if this is a weird post. It doesn’t help that I’m almost certain that none of the people reading this will…
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Da Year Of Da Movie: September
Hold on to yer butts, we’re speed running this one. I saw two movies last month and only one of them is really worth mentioning. So in the interest of not wasting anyone’s time, let’s hop into this! #3 – The Trailer for Tron: Ares I’ve had to see this gross little creep’s face before…
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Da Year Of Da Movie: August
Guys, gals and non-binary pals, we officially made it through the Summer. We’re days away from a wonderland of autumnal delights. It’s a great time to be alive. I have once again seen 6 movies this month, with 5 of them being in theaters. And my biggest takeaway from August is the following: I’m one…
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Da Year Of Da Movie: July
Howdy gang, welcome to Da Year Of Da Movie: July Edition! For the low cost of 24 bucks a month, I can now see up to 3 movies per week at my local theater. As a result, I checked out a whopping 6 new releases in July, so we’ve got a lot to talk about.…
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DYODM: Sinners
DYODM SINNERS Okay so I didn’t watch anything new last month. In fact, the only thing I saw was Sinners. This marks my 3rd viewing; once in IMAX, then in a normal theater, and finally at home with subtitles. After these three viewings, my opinion on the movie hasn’t changed. It’s still an absolute blast,…
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Da Year of Da Movie: Michael
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Da Year of Da Movie: April
Howdy, and welcome to the April edition of DA YEAR OF DA MOVIE. I checked out 4 films last month, and 3 of them were recent releases that I ventured out to a theater for. Some were good, some were great, and one of them was… #4 – The Shining I absolutely hated this. It…
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Da Year of Da Movie: March
Remember last month when I said I was going to try to outline my thoughts on movies directly after I watched them? That way I’d have an easier time writing these?? Well jokes on me, because not only did I not do that, I also watched a grand total of 3 movies this month. Plus,…
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Da Year of Da Movie: February
Howdy, and welcome to another riveting edition of Da Year Of Da Movie! This entry is going to be a bit on the shorter side as I watched 8 films total this month, but only 3 of them will be covered in this post. The other 5 are going to be part of a separate…
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Da Year Of Da Movie: January
In 2024 I saw a grand total of 2 films. The first was an inebriated re-watch of Nick Cage’s myopic biopic, The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent. The second was the absolute pinnacle of modern cinema, Sonic The Hedgehog 3, seen in theaters with 3 of my closest friends. Now obviously it’s all downhill from…
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Bone-In Wings
A Journey Of Discovery Recently, the evergreen topic of Wings came up in a relatively laid back meeting at work. The details are hazy, as it was a fairly calm conversation. The exact kind you have on a Friday when you don’t really want to focus on work, so instead you shoot the shit. However,…
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I Bought A Bunch of Mighty Beanz Blind Bags Because My Life Is Spiraling Out Of Control And I Want To Feel Young Again
Over 2400 words long and not a single Cars 2 joke.
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The Impossible Whopper: A Review
The Impossible Whopper blasphemed its way into bodies across America, and mine was one of them!
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Yogurt Covered Skittles? In My Candy Aisle? It’s More Likely Than You Think.
In the beginning, the five flavors lived together in harmony. Their peaceful coexistence delivered fruity explosions of sugar to the mouths of children and adults around the world. A simple handful was a fun-filled roulette, a test with no wrong answers. No matter the color, the results would undoubtedly be delicious. But everything changed when…
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41 Ounces Of Fruit: A Breakdown
In an effort to understand just how much of our beloved candy has been marred by the Green Apple plague, I recently purchased a 41 ounce bag of Skittles. The results may shock you.
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